Justin Trudeau called on hundreds of high school students in Windsor Wednesday to rethink the capitalist system and reconsider Canada's reputation as a squeaky-clean model nation.
And what, pray tell did he propose as an alternate system for society?
But the sober presentation didn't extinguish the students' excitement for their modern "icon," as 17-year-old Jonna Reaume called Trudeau when thanking him on behalf of the students.
"I can't wait to vote for you one day!" Reaume, 17, told the son of former prime minister Pierre Trudeau.
The bubbly teen added, "Would you please sleep with me?"
Reaume's enthusiastic support was evidently shared by her colleagues, many of whom rushed toward the stage following Trudeau's hour-long talk. The teens swarmed Trudeau as though he were a rock star, flashing their camera-ready cellphones.
"Oh! Justin! You're so hot!" the rabid teenaged girls squealed.
Yes, this is the future of Canadians politics.
I weep for the next generation. If they can vote for Britney Spears or the band that once was NSync, they will.