1/17/2006

Parodies on A Tuesday Morning: To Mr. Martin

Tow, Paul Martin
(sing to tune of Shake Senora/Jump in the Line by Harry Belafonte)

Tow tow tow Paul Martin, tow the party line
Tow tow tow Paul Martin, tow it all the time
Spin spin spin Paul Martin, spin that Liberal line
Spin spin spin Paul Martin, spin it all the time

That guy's name is Paul Martin. I tell you friends I can't stand him.
And when he's talking oh, brother!
He's a hurricane in all kinds of weather.

Jump in the line, spout their garbage in time.
O-kay! I believe you. (3 times)
Jump in the line, spout their garbage in time.
Oh!

Tow tow tow...etc.

You can talk about healthcare, taxes, laws or the army.
Paul Martin's guys have no platform,
They got no ideas and so they attack us

Jump in the line, spout their garbage in time.
O-kay! I believe you.
Jump in the line, spout their garbage in time.
Spout those falsehoods, Child!
Jump in the line, spout their garbage in time.
Somebody help us!
Jump in the line, spout their garbage in time..
Oh!

Tow tow tow...etc.

Paul Martin he's a sensation, the reason for our taxation.
And fellas you've got to watch it.
Though he feeds at the bottom, his hand's in your pocket.

Jump in the line... etc...

Tow tow tow...etc...

1 comment:

Shane said...

You are on a roll girlie!

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