1/12/2006

Liberal Attack Ad Parody: vs. Layton

It's like beating a dead horse I tell you. Exhilarating!
Ok. Here goes... you knew it was coming.

Get a load of this.
Jack Layton had hernia surgery in the 1990's.
At Shouldice Hospital.
A private clinic.
That's right.
Private.
Not public.
He paid for it with his health card.
At a private clinic.
In Thornhill.
In Canada.
I am not making this up.
On January 23rd, choose your Canada.

2 comments:

Tino Buntic said...

Don't worry about beating a dead horse. This is hilarious

Anonymous said...

Stephen Harper eats apples.

In Canada.

In Calgary.

In Toronto.

Even on a plane.

Do you know who else eats apples?

Paul Bernardo.

Does Stephen Harper go for lunch with Paul Bernardo every week?

Does he?

Paul Bernardo won't say.

Stehen Harper won't either.

You say that Paul Bernardo is in prison and couldn't possibly meet Stephen Harper every week for lunch?

Oh. We hadn't thought of that.

Hold on a moment.

Do you know who else eats apples?

Karla Homolka.

Since Karla Homolka is out on parole, she definitely could meet Stephen Harper every week for lunch.

You say this reminds you how the Liberal Party is soft on crime?

Hold on a moment.

Do you know who else eats apples?

Lord Voldemort.

You say he is a fictional character?

Oh screw it.

We made all of this up.

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